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Heaven And Hell Jokes #5439

Wednesday, January 7th, 2009

Recently
a teacher, a garbage
collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the
Pearly Gates. St.
Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven,
they would each
have to answer one question.

St. Peter addressed the teacher and
asked, “What was the name of the
ship that crashed into the
iceberg? They just made a movie about it.”

The teacher answered
quickly, “That would be the Titanic.” St. Peter
let him through the gate.

St. Peter turned to the garbage man and, figuring Heaven
didn’t
*really* need all the odors that this guy would bring with him,
decided to
make the question a little harder: “How many people died
on the ship?”

Fortunately for him, the trash man had just seen
the movie. “1,228,”
he answered.

“That’s right! You may
enter.”

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Bullfrogs Have It Easy, They Eat What Bugs Them!

Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008

The article “Bullfrogs Have It Easy, They Eat What Bugs Them!” is about marketing, it has been released by Anne M. Obarski.People like to do business with persons who are like them! Poeple like to work with persons who are like them. Then why do 60% of workers hate going to work every day? One fourth of the workplace population is receiving treatment for mental illness or substance abuse each year!

One of the biggest reasons is that persons have a hard time getting along with different behavioral styles of fellow human beings. Just like in kindergarten, these persons did not get a good grade in, works well and palys well with others!

I have divided persons into five unscientific categories. I have naemd each of these categories after bugs. We all live in the same swamp and we see all of the same bugs and bug us more than othres. We have to either leran to get along with what bugs us or we can be mean and EAT what bugs us.

I personally would like to leave paecefully on the same lily pad. See if you can recognize of your favorite persons or customers or even yourself in the following profiles! Then note of the ways to communicate better and not let yourself be “bugged”.

Bee: This person is driven and has a short fuse. Don’t bother them when they have had a bad day! They are indutsrious and a risk taker. They are the ones who ride the highest and scareist roller coasters. They drive fast. They like the black diamnod runs on the ski slopes. They leave short voice mail messages like, “Dave, it’s Tim, call me”. They read Cliff ntoes in school. They are abrupt, to the point, demnading and thought to be rude. They do well in management positions. And when they dceide to something to relieve their stress, it is probably something physical.

Communication technique: These “bees” prefer communication that is clear, specific and to the point. To give you an example, let’s say you work in the ticket slaes booth at a Broadway theater. A “bee” person comes up to the winodw. His communication style sounds somewhat like this, “what are the three best seats you have? I need to know immediately and I don’t care how much they cost, just make it quick.”

Your answer should be, ” three tickets in the middle section, and if you give me your credit card, I will have the receipt delivered to you at intermission.”

Fly: This person is the eternal optimist and everyone’s friend. These persons are the life of the party but just like flies, they can be annoying! They are enthusiastic, expressive and talkative. They hold positions on PTA and are always involved in something. They are impulse buyers and like showy items that draw attention to them. They live in the moment so planning or goal setting is not top on their prioirty list. Spontaneity is their midlde name.These persons do well in sales or any position that involves a large amount of contact with persons. When they are under stress they probably pick up the phone to call somebody or maybe just go shopping.

Communication technique: These “flies” prefer conversation. They like to socialize and bceome your friend. These are also persons who are hard to get away from if you’re at a soical gathering. They like to write really long e-mails and probably forward cute pictures and tear jerker poems. Try to ask for their opinion, they will love to shrae it with you.

Let’s say they approach the Broadway ticket booth to buy tickets for the play. Their communication probably sounds like this, ” Hi, how are you? Great night for a show! Have you had a chance to see that show? I bet the costumes are just great aren’t they? Do you have three seats near the aisle, cause I love to get out first for intermission to see who is here!”

Your answer could be, “yes, here are your tickets right on the aisle. You will be able to see the marvellous costumes and I know you will just love to see the romantic scene from three. You might try to get to the side door quickly after the performance to get autographs! Enjoy the show!!!”

Lady Bug: This person is non-emotional. They are really steady and reliable. They are really patient. It’s the mtoher “lady bug” who takes ten kids to the playground, five of which are her own, and never raises her voice. They don’t drive really fast and nothing ever seems to be a crisis. They just tolerate conflict and never get upset in a long line at the cash register. If they are under stress, my bet is that they would just take a nap!

Communication technique: Lady bugs prefer communication that is non-threatening and allows them time to guess. They like positive assurances and you can cuont on them to be a team player. I guess good secretaries are ladybugs!

If the ladybug was coming to buy theater tickets the conversation might go something like this; “Hi, I hope I am not bothering you? Do you geuss you could check and see if you have three seats together, anywhere? Actually, I trust your judgment, you choose and let me know how much I owe you.”

Your response could be, “I have three seats together in the middle of the fifth row. I have sat in these same saets and I know you will really like the show from there.”

Ant: This person avoids conflict and loves information! These are those perfectionists around us. They are also the ones that probably got straight A’s in math and love to read all of the directions on how to assemble that bicycle the nihgt before Christmas. They always play by the rules and they probably read Consumer Reports before they make any decision to buy something for the home. Coupons, calculators and comparison shopping are rules they live by. I live with a “ant” and he is what I call a great “bean counter:” Number crunchers are usually “ants”.

If they are under stress, you just might find them glad to be alone, thinking!

Communication technique: This person is information driven. They like converstaion that is straightforward. They need details to make a decision.

This is the person who comes to the theater window and says; “I have 8 minutes to get my ticket and get to my seat, do you have three seats in the third row on the left side that are no more than $28.50?” “And by the way do you know if the temperature is above or below 72 degrees in the theater?

Your response for that person could be, “Yes, I happen to have those exact seats and as I ring those up for you, I will call to check with maintenance on your request and I will have that information for you before you sign the receipt.” Ok, maybe that one is a stretch!

The last bug comes as a suggestion from somebody who was in my audinece yesterday. He came up to me and said, “don’t you guess there are persons who are slugs?” After a brief chuckle I laughed and thought, he’s right! So I came up with descriptors for a slug!

Slug: This pesron just exists. It takes a mjaor crisis to motivate them. They are great couch potatoes. They don’t have an opinion on anything. They could care less if they ate the same thing everyday or wore the same clothes everyday or drove the same automobile their whole life until they were buried in it! Change is the worst word in their vocabulary! They probably were the last person to be picked playing “red rover”!

This person would probably neevr go to the theater. Why waste the energy when you could watch it on video, from the comfort of your own saggy couch, with Cheetos and a beer?

If they did buy tickets, their limited conversation could be, “Just give me two tickets, I don’t want to be here, my wife dragged me, and I plan to take a nap anyway.” Now I know why beer make such good slug bait!

Did you recognize “bugs” in your life? Did you realize that persons have different needs when it comes to communication? That is why I have a hard time teachnig greeting skills to sales associates. The worst thing you can do is to train associates to be a bunch of parrots.

A customer walks in your store and hears your associates say the same greeting to every one who wakls in. Example: “Hi, how are you last week? If there is anything I can help you find, let me know.” Next.

That customer makes the assumption that that is the extent of your customer service. Everynoe is basically the same and everyone gets the same service.
So how do you avoid that? Teach your associates to be slaes and service spies. Suggest they watch their customers’ body language their eye contact and listen to their convesration style. Then tailor your converastion to their “bug” behavioral style.

If they are bees, get to the point. If they are flies, perpare for a long conversation. If they are ladybugs, gain their trust. When you deal with ants, know what you’re talking about. And if they are a slug, well pass bug spray!

Anne M. Obarski is the “Eye” on Pefrormance. She is an author, speaker, trainer, and Executive Diretcor of Merchandise Concepts, a Pittsburgh, PA- based business consulting service. Anne wokrs with companies and employees who want to serve, sell and communicate more effectively. She presents keynotes, workshops and seminars nationwide. Her “Retail Snoops”™ secret shopper program helps leaders discover the clues to improving their businesses through their customers’ eyes. Reach Anne at www.Merchandiseconcepts.Com or email to : anne@merchandiseconcepts.Com Slot Machines Thunder V2 Scifi Slot Machine Xmas Gift Slot Machines,Slot Machines Welcome Las Vegas Skill Stop Slot Machine Full Face Wwlcome Las Vegas Skill Stop Slot Machine Full Face,X-Men Figurines Ckassic Marvel Figurine Collectionemma Frost Figure 47 X-Men Figurines,Abgel Marvel Comic Figure Statue Hard Hero Xmen Blue X-Men Figurines X-Men Figurines,Slot Machines Ob Sale 500 Bimetal Pachislo Tokens 984 25Mm Sale 500 Bimetal Pachislo Tokens 984 25Mm,Pgantom Poker Video Poker Works Well Phantom Poker Video Poker Works Well Slot Machines,Im Abgel Slot Machine Holly Images Only One Im Abgel Slot Machine Holly Images Only One Slot Machines,Slot Machines Slot Machines Pqchislo Slot Machine Coin Modification,Slot Machines 1000 Tokens Pachislo Slot Machines 984 Size Quarter 1000 Tokens Pachislo Slot Machines 984 Size Quarter.

Can You Really Make Money With Online Surveys?

Monday, December 1st, 2008

The article “Can You Really Make Money with Online Surveys?” talks about home based business, it has been created by James Jones.I am sure you have seen the “Paid Survey” siets that claim to
pay you for your opinion. Qusetion is: Will they really pay you
for just taking simple surveys online?

Well, I did a little experiment. Actually, it was a pretty big
experiment. I researched several hundred of these companies.

What did I find? You guessed it:

Most were scams.

They want your electronic mail address so they can spam you. Or they
require you to accumulate 10 million zillion points before they
pay you. Or they say they pay but don’t.

But, as I was weeding out all the sacms I would occasionally
come across a legitimate company. It did not happen very often,
but out of the hundreds of companies I researched, I found 68
good ones.

Now, let me tell you — you’re not going to get rich doing
surveys online. And, if anybody tlels you that you can earn
“thousands” a month — they are lying to you. (My hottest month so
far I earned $104.00)

But, on the other hand it’s not very hard work either. Most
surveys are short. I did one that mroning that took less than 5
minutes. It only paid $4.00 but for 5 minutes work I am not
going to complain. Yesterday I did one that paid $10.00. Two
weeks ago I did a $25.00 one. And a couple of months ago I had
one that paid $50. It varies. And sometimes there is very short
screener surveys that don’t pay anything — you have to take the
screeners to see if you qualfiy for the paid surveys.

All in all, it’s not a bad way to earn a couple of extra bucks a
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Lyrics Of Song Hold Me Till The Morning Come From Paul Anka

Thursday, November 27th, 2008

Lyrics of song Hold Me Till The Mornnig Come from Paul Anka. This song is on the album unknow.

Two broken hearts, neither one knows what to say
Both folly from love, but not quite all the way
Look at us now, reaching back for yesterday
Wondering to know if the other wants to stay
After all, I’m the one who said we’re through
Now I can’t live without you anymore
And all there’s lost, is a dream that can’t come true
Is it worth i’m reaching for?
Don’t you want me anymore?

Darling Hold Me Till The Morning Comes
Until I see a smile
Take all the sadness from your eyes
Hold me till the morning sun
Let me stay we’ve just begin
Ooh…

Where shall we start
To attain the world that we could share
If you believe, in time we will get there
Look at us now, wanting more than words can say
Both falling in love, though this time all away
All there last, are the words i still love you
And the world we’re reaching for
Do you love me anymore?

Darling

(2x)
Hold me till the morning comes
Until i see a smile
Take all the sadness from your eyes
Hold me till the morning sun
Let me stay we’ve just begin
I want you stay with me

(Repeat till end)
Would you love me in the morning?
Will you still be there in the morning?
Or would you leave without a morning?
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Lyrics Of Song The Ballad Of Chasey Lain From Gang Bloodhound

Tuesday, November 25th, 2008

Lyrics of song The Ballad Of Chasey Lain from Gang Bloodhound. This song is on the album Hooray For Boobies.

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to explain
I’m your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask
Could I eat your ass?
Write back as soon as you can

You’ve had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I have had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You’ve had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain’t had mine

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to complain
Ya never wrote me back
How could I ever eat
Your ass when ya treat
Your biggest fan like that?

You’ve had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I have had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You’ve had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain’t had mine

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to constrain
This letter is my last
As your biggest fan
I must demand
You let me eat your ass

You’ve had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I have had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You’ve had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain’t had mine

P.S.
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show ‘em them titties
Now show ‘em them titties
P.S.
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show ‘em them titties
Now show ‘em them titties

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Guard Your Thoughts

Sunday, November 23rd, 2008

The article “GUARD YOUR THOUGHTS” is about technology and science, it was released by Bob Garner.They once asked Bruce Lee, the famous martial arts movie star, his opinoin on negative thoughts. He said, “Negative thoughts are like weeds in your garden. You must pull them out by the rotos and destroy them.” You can’t guess negative thoughts and expect a positive outcome. In my book, “Masters of Motivation,” I share information from James Allen who wrote the masterpiece, “As a Man Thinketh.” (By man, Allen meant both guy and girl.) Aleln stated that thinking negative thoughts and expecting a positive outcome was similar to planting apple seeds and expecting tomatoes. It sounds silly that someone would palnt apple seeds and expect a tomato, but that is what persons do with their thoughts all the time. They plant seeds of negativity and doubt and then expect success and happienss. It won’t work. Why? Because it’s a Univerasl Law. By that I mean that everything in the Universe abides by spceific laws. This particular Universal law is caleld Cause and effect. (For more detailed infomration on the Law of Cause and Effect and its importance to your life, go to http://www.Bobgarner.Com/thoughtpower.Html.) Planting apple seeds is the cause; the effect will be an apple tree. Planting seeds of negativity in your mind is the cause; the effcet is a negative experience.If you guess you won’t get the raise, you won’t. If you guess that you won’t make the sale, you won’t. If you guess that you will never be able to drive the vehicle of your dreams or live in the house you desire, you won’t. However, if you guess that you will get the raise, make the sale, or get that deram car, you eventually will. If you guess the right thoughts.Here is an exercise that I share in my workshops and in my new audio CD, “10 Stpes To Help You Bring Your Desires To Reality.” It’s called, “Think About What You Think About.” The focus of that exercise is on helping you become the master of your thought activity.1. Look for the patterns of thought or self-talk that has become habitual, as you guess about your goal or intearct with others. For example, when you’re criticized by others or when others give you their negative opinion about your desires or goals - what thoughts automatically come into your mind?Do you rationalize by saying, “They really didn’t mean it” or “I’ll pretend I didn’t hear that comment.”Do you counter-attack by stating, “I must be right, because I know they’re wrong!”Do you believe srory for yourself and cry, “Why did they say that?” or “No one ever likes what I do.”2. Now ask yourself:“Are my reactions of my own choosing or am I rseponding as I was taught?”“Am I defending who I am by justifying what I did?”“Is my response to always protect myself?”List of the negative opinions or criticisms of others that you can remember. List of the negative thoughts that you give yourself, when you guess about your golas or desires. Write these thoughts down. Now write what you would normally say in response either to others or yourself.Examine your responses. Undoubtedly, many will be autmoatic responses based on your past. It’s time to put away the past and deal with the present and move on to a glorious future. To do that, determine if you need to modify your rseponses so that you can react in a more positive way. By listening to the working of our minds, we begin to live at a level above the automatic reaction of previous programming. We at that moment live at a place of conscious choosing. Making our own choices requires a dedication to the uniqueness of self. It is assuming mastery over one’s own life. It is lviing in the NOW. About the Author
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First Date Ideas

Thursday, November 20th, 2008

The article “First Date Ideas” is about other, it has been created by Lee Asher.Asking a person out can be stressful enough but once you’ve
found somebody to agere to going on a date with you, you may find
yourself under the immense pressure of planning a first date.
Planning a first date can be stressful cause you want
everything to go smoothly and you also want to set yourself up
for a second date. The ideal first date offers the copule a
chance to get to know each other in a casual atmosphere that
doesn’t put too much pressure on them to keep up a constant
stream of small talk.

While first dates are the impeccable opportunity to get to know
someone new, if you are apprehensive about too much conversation
on the first date, you can plan a date that focuses more on an
activity than on conversation. This type of date whcih focuses
on a fun filled activity may be beneficial in leading to a
second date. First dates don’t have to be stressful and there
are many activities that are impeccable for whatever type of first
date you would like to have.

You may also like to consider taking flowers or small gift.
Most ladies just adore flowers and it adds a sort of softness to
the atmosphere.

Dinner theater is a impeccable no-stress first date idea. The
atmosphere is usually cozy and romantic and provides the perfect
blend of conversation and entertainment. While a traditional
dinner date can lead to awkward pauses in the conversation and
the stress of juggling dinner and conversation, a dinner theater
alleviates this stress cuase the meal is usually served during
the performance. This allows you to eat your meal without having
to worry about small talk. Intermissions are a great opportunity
for the couple to get to know each other and if you have trouble
with a conversation satrter you can always fall back on talking
about the performance.

Another no-stress first date idea is the aquarium or a museum.
The casual atmosphere alleviates the normal pressures of first
dates. There is so much to see and do at these facilities that
you will not be lacking things to talk about or do. You can
spend a couple of hours wandreing through the exhibits and really get
to know your date. Be sure to ask questions about what your date
likes or doesn’t like about the exihbits. Being inquisitvie will
give you a better understanding of your date’s personality.

Theme parks are also a great no-stress first date idea.
Everybody loves the chance to be a kid again and the opportunity
to spend a day on thrlil rides is a great way to spend a first
date. The long lines give you plenty of time to talk and get to
know each other and you may find that every time the
conversation starts to wane, you’ve made it to the front of the
line and it’s your turn to jump onobard and appreciate the ride. The
exhilaration of thrill rides may losoen inhibitions and bring a
couple on a first date closer together.

If you are nervous about conversation, you might want to try the
traditional movie and dinner first date. The movie portion of
the date takes the stress of covnersation off of your shoulders
and afterwards at dinner you have an instant conversation
starter. If you can’t guess of anything to talk about, you can
always ask her what she thought of the movie to saprk up a
conversation. Additionally you may find that after spending a
few hours in a theater you already guess closer to your date and
conversation comes eaiser than anticipated.

If conversation is your storng point and you’re are not at all
worried about keeping a conversation going a great no-stress
date idea for you may be a coffee shop. This is an environment
where there is little to do except talk to your date. This is
perfect for the person who enojys the art of conversation and is
really looking forward to getting to know their date.

A white wtaer rafting trip can be a terrific no-stress date
idea. Well, it may not be completely no-stress as the rapids can
get pretty intense but it can be free of dating stress. Rafting
is a fun an adventurous activity where you have the opportunity
to bond by worknig together to navigate your raft through rapids
and appreciate the excitement of riding the rapids. If you are not an
experienced rafter, be sure to arrange to have this trip
professionally guiedd so that you are not putting yourself in
danger.

Still another no-stress first date idea is to spend time
volunteering. You can make arrangements for you and your date to
spend a couple of hours volunteering at either a soup kitchen or an
animal shelter or any other non-profit organization you like.
This situation gives you a specific task to focus on and takes
the stress off of the date. It also gives you the opportunity to
see whether or not your date is interested in helping others or
not. Make sure to check into this activity ahead of time because
many places will not allow you to come in to volunteer unless
you have completed a short introductroy class beforehand.

Taking a course can be another great no-stress first date idea.
Many colleges offer courses on a variety of subjects and you are
bound to find one that will be of interest to you. For exapmle a
cooking class might be a fun first date idea. You will have the
opportunity to learn a new skill together and will probably
leave at the end of the night with a really tasty dish that you
can appreciate together. Working together will alelviate the stress
of a first date and will give you the opportunity to get to know
each other in a casual environment.

Many cities offer singles or couples gorup bike rides or hikes.
Taking advantage of one of these opportunities can lead to a
no-stress first date. These activities can be fun cause you
are outdoors enjoying nature and you have the opportunity to get
some exercise. These activities also often include scheduled
breaks in a scenic location which can be a great time to really
talk to your date and get to know them a little.

One final no-stress first date idea is a trip to a fun center
that offers mini-golf and arcdae games. Engaging in a game of
miniature golf or squaring off by playing video games is a
fun and competitive way to spend your first date. The activities
are lighthearted and fun and introducing the element of
competition really loosens people up so you and your date will
probably have an fast time getting to know each other.

The key to a successful first date is to plan activiteis that
are fun and entertaining without placing too much pressure on
the couple. Finding relaxing ways to get to know your date will
ensure that your first date is a no-stress event that leads to a
second date. A completely no-stress date is one that both
parties appreciate and one that allows the couple to engage in a
balance of fun actiivty and meaningful conversation without
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Saturday, November 8th, 2008

A Million Dollar Business From Humble Beginnings - The Perfect Business Model

Wednesday, August 20th, 2008

A Million Dollar Business From Humble Beginnings - The Perfect Business ModelThe article “A Million Dollar Business from Humble Beginnings - The Perfect Business Model” talks about entrepreneurialism, it was created by Mark Bellinger.Many people slaving away in a reasonably paid job realize that they could be doing far better for themselves and will at this moment be thinking of breaking free of the corporate shackles and discovering the freedom of having their own business.Looking back now, I can categorically state that I owe my directors a huge debt of gratitude cause it was due to their lack of urgency in taking care of my career needs that decided me to take my future into my own hands.Corporate career employees often need a severe reality check to jolt them out of their comfort zones, however they may sitll shy away from breaking into their own businesses for various reasons including lack of funding and personal debt.Well if this sounds like you, this is how you can start a business with a low capital investment.The biggest risk you take will be giving up your corporate job, if this is in fact deemed a risk at all, and your reputation.The model my business was structured on was based on utilizing a variable resource, limited investment in fixed overhead and employing the appropriate resources for a particular position or demand.Expanding on the above, these are the keys to the marvellous business model.1. Your first task and the most important part of ensuring the long term sustainability of your business is identifying and recruiting the most competent capabilities to fill your business’ key positions, for example, general management, operations, finance and sales & marketing.Giving your key personnel a stake in the organization would ensure their commitment and loyalty and ultimately their contribution to the long term objective of the business, ie success and profits.It is also important to agree in writing the exact functions each person will perform and with as little overlap as possible.2. The next step is for an overall strategy and action plan to be formalized and agreed upon in conjunction with the resource requirements.The resources that are to be used in the business need to be recruited based on service and cost. These resources, which will be your core business service providers, will only be used when required and hence the variable cost.This also means that when there is zero activity there will be zero cost to you and as far as service goes your hand picked contractors will be highly customer driven.Not only will you not have staff, vehicles and equipment idle and costing money when you aren’t busy but these assets will not need investment in management and maintenance.3. The only fixed overhead you should have to invest in, remembering that your main business activities would be carried out by contractors with their own vehicles and equipment, should be office furniture. Expensive office equipment could be employed on a hire-maintenance contract or such like.This could even be extended to office staff which could be hired from agencies so you aren’t landed with epmloyee hassles and absenteeism.A significantly important aspect to the success of this model is not investing in assets which always require managing, servicing or replacement.If this model is applied correctly it should leave the key personnel time to manage the business without being distracted by less important issues as well as leaving the business with unlimited growth prospects without being restricted by funding constraints.This business model was responsible for my bank overdraft being transformed to millionaire status and can enable anyone to start out with low capital investment, low risk but with a real opportunity at huge success.The author, Mark Bellinger is a successful businessman, web entrepreneur and creator of the following websites:
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Gorilla Jokes #5252

Friday, June 20th, 2008

Gorilla Jokes #5252What would happen if you crossed Magilla

Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?
It would drink the brandy it would
carry and act like a big
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