Posts Tagged ‘jokes’

Knock Knock Jokes #6447

Sunday, February 1st, 2009

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Bashful
!
Bashful who ?
I can’t tell you, I’m so embarrassed ! Original C1860 Photograph Small Girl Doll Original C1860 Photograph Small Girl Doll Cdvs.

Heaven And Hell Jokes #5439

Wednesday, January 7th, 2009

Recently
a teacher, a garbage
collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the
Pearly Gates. St.
Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven,
they would each
have to answer one question.

St. Peter addressed the teacher and
asked, “What was the name of the
ship that crashed into the
iceberg? They just made a movie about it.”

The teacher answered
quickly, “That would be the Titanic.” St. Peter
let him through the gate.

St. Peter turned to the garbage man and, figuring Heaven
didn’t
*really* need all the odors that this guy would bring with him,
decided to
make the question a little harder: “How many people died
on the ship?”

Fortunately for him, the trash man had just seen
the movie. “1,228,”
he answered.

“That’s right! You may
enter.”

St. Peter turned to the lawyer. “Name them.” Cdvs Cdvs Cdvs,Orig 1877 Outdoor Cdv Burlington Kansas Oeig 1877 Outdoor Cdv Burlington Kansas Orig 1877 Outdoor Cdv Burlington Kansas,Cillection Thirty Four Assorted Cdv Portraits Cdvs Cillection Thirty Four Assorted Cdv Portraits,Cdvs Cdvs Cdvs.

Mental Health Jokes #7121

Wednesday, December 31st, 2008

Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m

under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with
people.
Doctor: Tell me about your problem.
Patient: I JUST DID, DIDN’T I,
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School Jokes #8516

Sunday, November 30th, 2008

A history joke
Teacher: When was Rome
built?
Pupil: At night.
Teacher: Why did you say that?
Pupil:
Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn’t built in a
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Farmer Jokes #4833

Saturday, November 29th, 2008

What do you call
an Arab dairy farmer?

A milk sheik. Beads Vintage Lot Trade Beads Chevrons Venetian Millefiori Beads.

Marriage Jokes #6944

Saturday, November 29th, 2008

Why did the 280-pound girl
marry the
400-pound man?
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Humor Jokes #5676

Friday, November 28th, 2008

Steve wrote home. ‘I’m glad you named me

Steve,’ he said in the letter.
‘Why?’ asked his mother in her
reply.
‘Because that’s what all the kids at camp call me,’ he wrote

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Insect Jokes #6050

Friday, November 28th, 2008

What do you get if you
cross a glow worm
with some beer ?
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Waiter Jokes #9458

Thursday, November 27th, 2008

Waiter, waiter!
There’s a dead spider in
my soup.
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Knock Knock Jokes #6525

Wednesday, November 26th, 2008

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Brian
!
Brian who ?
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